It's 1183 and we're barbarians!
A little [peace]? Why so modest? How about eternal peace?
I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows, and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.
There'll be pork in the treetops come morning!
All from The Lion in Winter.
I got two words for you: Shut the fuck up.
I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
A Fish Called Wanda - someone already got to my most-oft quoted quote, "It's K-k-k-ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-kill me!"
One plus two plus one plus one.
No, one plus two plus two plus one.
Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you?
The Opposite of Sex
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
Vacation
One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?
I usually say, "Fuck the truth," but mostly, the truth fucks you.
Angels in America
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
They don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
Big Lebowski