No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


tommyrot - Oct 27, 2005 8:18:52 am PDT #8321 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"They're here!"
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
"They mostly come at night. Mostly."
"Wake up - it's time to die!"


P.M. Marc - Oct 27, 2005 8:18:59 am PDT #8322 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

"None more black."

We use variations on this one at home all the time.

(The main one being "None. None more cute.")


Kathy A - Oct 27, 2005 8:20:17 am PDT #8323 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Not too famous, but deserves to be among the best: "My dear, that's something you need never worry about."

And a few lines before that, "You read a book?!"

"I coulda been a contenda."

"I just went gay all of the sudden!"

"Nobody's perfect."

"I'm Spartacus."

"We're on a mission from God."

"Yippie-ky-yay, motherfucker!"

OK, maybe that last one is just me.


tommyrot - Oct 27, 2005 8:25:19 am PDT #8324 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spinal Tap just has so many quoteable lines....

This one goes to 11.
You can't... dust for vomit.
It's a fine line between clever and stupid.


DavidS - Oct 27, 2005 8:35:10 am PDT #8325 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We use variations on this one at home all the time.

It's very versatile.

"Is it safe?"


Fred Pete - Oct 27, 2005 9:10:24 am PDT #8326 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

And a few lines before that, "You read a book?!"

(And for those who don't get it, rent Dinner at Eight. Or just watch next time it's on TCM. December 2 at 8 p.m.)


Mr. Broom - Oct 27, 2005 9:19:05 am PDT #8327 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

One point twenty-one jigawatts!


Beverly - Oct 27, 2005 9:21:58 am PDT #8328 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

If we're quoting Spinal Tap surely I can quote Ghostbusters.

"That was your plan? 'Grab her!'?"

Okay, so, she's a dog.

You're gonna endanger us. You're going to endanger our client, the nice lady who paid us before she became a dog.

...four FEET above her covers

Igon, your mucus.

Who does your taxes?

I'm gonna miss him!

He slimed me.

You don't usually see this with a large appliance.

...Need I go on?


JohnSweden - Oct 27, 2005 9:25:49 am PDT #8329 of 10002
I can't even.

...Need I go on?

Yes, very quotable movie.

"When someone asks you if you are a god, Ray, you say YES!"

and of course,

"There is no Dana, there is only Zool."

Plus the million innuendoes associated with being the Keymaster of Gozer.


Kathy A - Oct 27, 2005 9:40:02 am PDT #8330 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

"Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!"

"No offense, guys, but I gotta get my own lawyer."

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!"

"No human being would stack books like this."

"Back off, man, I'm a scientist."

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

"That's a big Twinkie."