"They're digging in the wrong place!"
Okay that last one could just be me.
It's just you. I can say that, because "Bad dates." is just me.
Other quotes I use all the time that I doubt anyone else does:
"Let's go do some crimes." (optional add-on: "Let's get sushi and not pay.")
"Ah will not be pawed at."
"Listen up, you primitive screwheads."
"Game over, man! Game over!"
That HP lawsuit - we're two weeks away from HP -- will the Wyrd Sisters really prevent us from seeing it?
Or just the Canadians?
"It goes to eleven."
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
"None more black."
"I've seen hard-boiled before, but you...you're ten minutes."
"I don't kneel. It bags my nylons."
"You're not too smart. I like that in a man."
"Get that cat out of here!" (said during surgery)
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
"A pint of bitters. In a thin glass."
"Don't knock masturbation. At least I'm having sex with somebody I love."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."
"Stop calling me Shirley."
eta: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
"They're digging in the wrong place!"
Okay that last one could just be me.
Not just you! This one could be just me, though: whenever anyone says, "It's possible," I can't help finishing it "...pig." in my head.
"Okay. You know you don't have to act with me. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't ya Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
I say "They're digging in the wrong place!" a lot, too, but I, like Jars, have an occupational proclivity.
Have to put this in, I wrote a whole fic to say it:
"Don't ask me about my business, Kay. This one time I'll let you ask about my affairs."
"Mrs. Robinson, I have to go now. This conversation's getting a little strange."
"Am I amusing? Am I a clown to you?"
"Whatever Mr. Federman(?) is payin' you, it ain't enough."
"Don't just be a guy, Lloyd. The world is full of guys. Be a man."
My friend Stephanie and I used to call our attendants "Smails" after Benny and Joon, but that was just funny to us, to be like "We need a new Smail."