And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


bon bon - Oct 27, 2005 6:08:29 am PDT #8304 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

will the Wyrd Sisters really prevent us from seeing it?

Doubt it very much.


tommyrot - Oct 27, 2005 6:11:14 am PDT #8305 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Stop calling me Shirley."

eta: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."


Kate P. - Oct 27, 2005 6:20:35 am PDT #8306 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

"They're digging in the wrong place!"

Okay that last one could just be me.

Not just you! This one could be just me, though: whenever anyone says, "It's possible," I can't help finishing it "...pig." in my head.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 27, 2005 6:49:18 am PDT #8307 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

"Okay. You know you don't have to act with me. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't ya Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."


flea - Oct 27, 2005 6:49:45 am PDT #8308 of 10002
information libertarian

I say "They're digging in the wrong place!" a lot, too, but I, like Jars, have an occupational proclivity.


erikaj - Oct 27, 2005 7:02:36 am PDT #8309 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Have to put this in, I wrote a whole fic to say it: "Don't ask me about my business, Kay. This one time I'll let you ask about my affairs."

"Mrs. Robinson, I have to go now. This conversation's getting a little strange."

"Am I amusing? Am I a clown to you?"

"Whatever Mr. Federman(?) is payin' you, it ain't enough."

"Don't just be a guy, Lloyd. The world is full of guys. Be a man."
My friend Stephanie and I used to call our attendants "Smails" after Benny and Joon, but that was just funny to us, to be like "We need a new Smail."


Aims - Oct 27, 2005 7:06:55 am PDT #8310 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I watched the movie quote countdown thingie, and when they started showing clips from Dirty Dancing, it was when she was first in the employee dance hall and got all excited because I thought "I carried a watermelon!" made it.

NSM. It was "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

The one I didn't know was misquoted was, "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"


Fred Pete - Oct 27, 2005 7:12:19 am PDT #8311 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

"Mrs. Robinson, I have to go now. This conversation's getting a little strange."

And later in the scene, "Do you want me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?"


Frankenbuddha - Oct 27, 2005 7:12:54 am PDT #8312 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Come and get one in the yarbles! If ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly though!"


erikaj - Oct 27, 2005 7:17:21 am PDT #8313 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, yeah, Fred, I have a total quoting love affair with "The Graduate", Dialogue's Bitch that I am.