"It goes to eleven."
"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
"None more black."
"I've seen hard-boiled before, but you...you're ten minutes."
"I don't kneel. It bags my nylons."
"You're not too smart. I like that in a man."
"Get that cat out of here!" (said during surgery)
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
"A pint of bitters. In a thin glass."
"Don't knock masturbation. At least I'm having sex with somebody I love."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."
"Stop calling me Shirley."
eta: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
"They're digging in the wrong place!"
Okay that last one could just be me.
Not just you! This one could be just me, though: whenever anyone says, "It's possible," I can't help finishing it "...pig." in my head.
"Okay. You know you don't have to act with me. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't ya Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
I say "They're digging in the wrong place!" a lot, too, but I, like Jars, have an occupational proclivity.
Have to put this in, I wrote a whole fic to say it:
"Don't ask me about my business, Kay. This one time I'll let you ask about my affairs."
"Mrs. Robinson, I have to go now. This conversation's getting a little strange."
"Am I amusing? Am I a clown to you?"
"Whatever Mr. Federman(?) is payin' you, it ain't enough."
"Don't just be a guy, Lloyd. The world is full of guys. Be a man."
My friend Stephanie and I used to call our attendants "Smails" after Benny and Joon, but that was just funny to us, to be like "We need a new Smail."
I watched the movie quote countdown thingie, and when they started showing clips from Dirty Dancing, it was when she was first in the employee dance hall and got all excited because I thought "I carried a watermelon!" made it.
NSM. It was "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
The one I didn't know was misquoted was, "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"
"Mrs. Robinson, I have to go now. This conversation's getting a little strange."
And later in the scene, "Do you want me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?"