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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Polter-Cow - Aug 15, 2005 7:51:36 pm PDT #6501 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ooh. Do they declare?


Frankenbuddha - Aug 16, 2005 3:31:16 am PDT #6502 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The weird part is, Damon with an English accent.

I was surprised that it sounded as good as it did, at least from the little I saw in the preview.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin is a surprisingly funny movie.

Carrell was on the Daily Show last night, and the scene they showed was amusing, if a bit obvious. The interview was hysterical. Makes me wish I had been watching back when he was on it regularly.


Jessica - Aug 16, 2005 4:16:56 am PDT #6503 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Carrell was on the Daily Show last night, and the scene they showed was amusing, if a bit obvious.

That's probably the least funny scene in the movie. (The problem is that most of the really funny scenes include lines like "Why you always telling me to fuck goats, man??" so they don't make good TV clips. Carell's stream of profanity while he's getting his chest waxed made my face hurt from laughing so hard.)


Frankenbuddha - Aug 16, 2005 4:20:25 am PDT #6504 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That's probably the least funny scene in the movie.

I figured they had to go with a safe scene for TV clips.

Carell's stream of profanity while he's getting his chest waxed made my face hurt from laughing so hard.

I swear I heard somewhere that he got this done for real in the movie. Considering they had a TDS clip of him eating what looked like Crisco right out of the can (I pray it was frosting or something, but it looked a LOT like the real thing), that wouldn't surprise me.


juliana - Aug 16, 2005 4:32:08 am PDT #6505 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The weird part is, Damon with an English accent.

Oh, dear. My crush grows even stronger.


Jessica - Aug 16, 2005 4:36:32 am PDT #6506 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I swear I heard somewhere that he got this done for real in the movie

Oh it's definitely real. With a real waxing technician (not an actress) who keeps cracking up in the background. The whole scene is just priceless.


Hayden - Aug 16, 2005 5:15:41 am PDT #6507 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Undeclared is out on DVD today.

The 40 Year-Old Virgin is a surprisingly funny movie.

I'll watch anything associated with Judd Apatow. I even liked lots of Anchorman (although I'm still annoyed that they went to the trouble of hiring a bunch of ex-Mr. Show cast regulars, even the funniest man in America, Jay Johnston, and gave them practically no lines).


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 16, 2005 5:48:08 am PDT #6508 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I was surprised that my usual "Ugh! Can't... take... the... smugness!" reaction to Carell was entirely absent when watching the trailers. Maybe humiliation humor where he plays a humble, earnest character is the way to go.


bon bon - Aug 16, 2005 7:50:26 am PDT #6509 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

although I'm still annoyed that they went to the trouble of hiring a bunch of ex-Mr. Show cast regulars, even the funniest man in America, Jay Johnston, and gave them practically no lines).

I feel the same way about hiring Ian Roberts and cutting Amy Poehler's scene-- and McKay was in Upright Citizens Brigade! Admittedly, he did well in getting paying jobs for a *lot* of under-known people out of Second City.


Kathy A - Aug 16, 2005 8:12:58 am PDT #6510 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Cool DVD release of the week: Astaire/Rogers boxed set! Includes Top Hat, Swing Time, Follow the Fleet, Shall We Dance, and The Barkleys of Broadway, and the extras include commentaries on three of the films, cartoon, comedy, and dance shorts, as well as a few featurettes.