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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Nutty - Aug 15, 2005 1:29:25 pm PDT #6491 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I have seen The Real Bob Saget do his standup shtick, so I know he is actually the Admiral Halsey of f-bombs. Sendin' em out just in case, to make sure Tojo is paying attention.

I always have no love for Damon until I see him in something. Then, suddenly, I feel like I must have more, more, more Matt! It's kind of creepy, but it usually wears off.

The weird part is, Damon with an English accent. Anyway, that was what I thought I heard in the promo.

He was in town recently, to promote that or some other movie. Heath Ledger went around telling the Globe that he was an excellent dancer, and a killer at the tango.

He and Mark Wahlberg narrowly avoided being in town at the same time. I think they must actually be the same person, leading a double life, because how many short-guy-best-buddies-with-George-Clooney can there be, really? Also, it pleases me to think of Donnie Wahlberg dope-slapping Ben Affleck.

Sadly for Marky Mark, Matt is the one who gets to go to all the ball games.

Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 15, 2005 4:30:08 pm PDT #6492 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Perhaps, but does Damon get all the free Calvin Klein underwear he wants and free drinks at any gay bar the Funky Bunch has played at on the East Coast?

bon bon - Aug 15, 2005 4:51:38 pm PDT #6493 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Perhaps, but does Damon get all the free Calvin Klein underwear he wants and free drinks at any gay bar the Funky Bunch has played at on the East Coast?

Things would be rather sad if he couldn't.

Jessica - Aug 15, 2005 5:22:17 pm PDT #6494 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The 40 Year-Old Virgin is a surprisingly funny movie. Seriously, my face hurt when we left the theatre. So funny. (And not mean or overly embarrassing, which is what I was worried about. There's some humiliation humor, but it's never taken so far that I wished I wasn't watching.)

DavidS - Aug 15, 2005 5:23:50 pm PDT #6495 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The 40 Year-Old Virgin is a surprisingly funny movie.

Is it showing its Daily Show pedigree? I wasn't so inclined to see it.

Jessica - Aug 15, 2005 5:26:49 pm PDT #6496 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

More like its Freaks and Geeks/Undeclared pedigree.

DavidS - Aug 15, 2005 6:23:23 pm PDT #6497 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

More like its Freaks and Geeks/Undeclared pedigree.

Hmmm. When's Undeclared coming on DVD, btw?

sumi - Aug 15, 2005 7:40:01 pm PDT #6498 of 10002

Art Crawl!!!

I just read something about Undeclared in EW. . . what was it?

sumi - Aug 15, 2005 7:42:00 pm PDT #6499 of 10002

Art Crawl!!!

Oh, a review of the DVD of the complete series. So either it has just come out or is coming out this week.

(Also, Greg the Bunny is premiering on IFC this week.)

sumi - Aug 15, 2005 7:44:53 pm PDT #6500 of 10002

Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, EW gives it an A- and says that there it includes. an unaired episode with crucial plot developments.

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