Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a... steak sandwich.
Me love you long time!
He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
Give me some of the yella.
(I'm on a Creator kick right now, I know, but I just adore this exchange):
Boris: Harry, how did you know you were in love? I mean with you and Lucy. How'd you know it wasn't just infatuation?
Dr Harry Wolper: Scientifically, of COURSE. By using The Love Formula.
Boris: The what?
Dr Harry Wolper: Love Formula. Add up the number of times that you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day. If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.
Boris: Oh, I've been thinking about Barbara a lot lately.
Dr Harry Wolper: What's so very neat about this particular formula, is that "a lot" plugs into it beautifully.
Oh, honey, I'm so happy for you! You finally got laid properly!
D'oh! Frank nabbed my One True Bogie&Bacall quote.
Row! You incomprehensible, horizontal-eyed, Western trouser-wearers! Eurgh! You all look the same to me! How I despise your lack of subtlety and your joined-up writing! You, who have never committed ritual suicide in your lives!
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.