You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Kathy A - Mar 23, 2005 8:09:38 am PST #651 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Pix - Mar 23, 2005 8:09:56 am PST #652 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
What would you little maniacs like to do first?
DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 8:10:08 am PST #653 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't pray. Kneeling bags my nylons.
JohnSweden - Mar 23, 2005 8:10:15 am PST #654 of 10002
I can't even.
Oh, what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face? You must think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny. You must think you're lord god almighty.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2005 8:10:35 am PST #655 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I don't fucking roll on Shabbos!
DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 8:10:57 am PST #656 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this [picks up an ashtray] and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 8:11:01 am PST #657 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
The Great Leslie ran off with a chicken?!?!???!
Jesse - Mar 23, 2005 8:11:43 am PST #658 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
YOU. MUST. CHILL!
Dana - Mar 23, 2005 8:12:24 am PST #659 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Well, that was unexpected.
Sean K - Mar 23, 2005 8:12:37 am PST #660 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
You firemen are all the same. Everywhere you go, you like to drive fast, throw water on things, and leave a mess.