Thanks! I think I'm fresh out of Gladiator jokes, though.
Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.
Tara ,'Empty Places'
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Hayden - Jul 13, 2005 5:49:47 am PDT #5579 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Fay - Jul 13, 2005 5:51:36 am PDT #5580 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Gladiator 2: Gladiator Vs. Jason Vs. Predator
NICE.
Gladiator 2: The Lost World
Gladiator 2: Carry on Stabbing
Gladiator 2: Straight to Video
Overjoyediator
Gladiator 2: No, really, he was just pining for the fjords
Volans - Jul 13, 2005 5:57:44 am PDT #5581 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Gladiator
and Sorry He Didn't
Fay - Jul 13, 2005 5:59:40 am PDT #5582 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Gladiator
and Sorry He Didn't
Oh, nice.
Although in that case, surely Hannibal should be the next one?
bon bon - Jul 13, 2005 6:04:21 am PDT #5583 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The conversation has moved long past, but another Usual Suspects with Kevin Spacey sounds totally doable. Sure, he won't be playing Vergil Kint, but isn't anyone interested in how a guy who looks like Kevin Spacey got the reputation of Keyser Soze? A prequel or a sequel that focuses on Keyser Soze. I mean, that whole character came into focus in the last five minutes of the movie, and was the most interesting part of it.
Volans - Jul 13, 2005 6:07:28 am PDT #5584 of 10002
move out and draw fire
The Empire Strikes Back
and
Roman Holiday
may be my favorites.
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 6:08:00 am PDT #5585 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
isn't anyone interested in how a guy who looks like Kevin Spacey got the reputation of Keyser Soze?
No, not really. I'm completely comfortable with the myth. Don't wawnt to know about his home life or his childhood traumas.
bon bon - Jul 13, 2005 6:12:05 am PDT #5586 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That's how I feel about Batman!
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 6:13:48 am PDT #5587 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Keyser Soze is Bruce Wayne's brother.
§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 6:13:57 am PDT #5588 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Batman is a childhood trauma -- if you don't want to know, it's the whole character that doesn't interest you. Keyser doesn't need to be so defined. The Batman persona falls apart (or becomes another character) without it.