Right, what's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?

Riley ,'Sleeper'


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Fay - Jul 13, 2005 5:59:40 am PDT #5582 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Gladiator

and Sorry He Didn't

Oh, nice.

Although in that case, surely Hannibal should be the next one?


bon bon - Jul 13, 2005 6:04:21 am PDT #5583 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The conversation has moved long past, but another Usual Suspects with Kevin Spacey sounds totally doable. Sure, he won't be playing Vergil Kint, but isn't anyone interested in how a guy who looks like Kevin Spacey got the reputation of Keyser Soze? A prequel or a sequel that focuses on Keyser Soze. I mean, that whole character came into focus in the last five minutes of the movie, and was the most interesting part of it.


Volans - Jul 13, 2005 6:07:28 am PDT #5584 of 10002
move out and draw fire

The Empire Strikes Back

and

Roman Holiday

may be my favorites.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 6:08:00 am PDT #5585 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

isn't anyone interested in how a guy who looks like Kevin Spacey got the reputation of Keyser Soze?

No, not really. I'm completely comfortable with the myth. Don't wawnt to know about his home life or his childhood traumas.


bon bon - Jul 13, 2005 6:12:05 am PDT #5586 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That's how I feel about Batman!


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 6:13:48 am PDT #5587 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Keyser Soze is Bruce Wayne's brother.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 6:13:57 am PDT #5588 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Batman is a childhood trauma -- if you don't want to know, it's the whole character that doesn't interest you. Keyser doesn't need to be so defined. The Batman persona falls apart (or becomes another character) without it.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 6:14:10 am PDT #5589 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't think I want to know how Keyser Soze got to be Keyser Soze, but I wouldn't mind seeing him in action. Maybe. I could very easily mind very much if he is revealed to be just another bad guy and not the devil.

The Empire Strikes Back

Also very very good.


bon bon - Jul 13, 2005 6:16:54 am PDT #5590 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I don't want Keyser's childhood with relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery, I want to know how Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2005 6:17:44 am PDT #5591 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like the mystery. I also don't think there's any good way to make him Keyser Soze, so there's that.