It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.

Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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Calli - Jul 13, 2005 5:30:17 am PDT #5573 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Night of the Living Gladiators

John Carpenter's Gladiators


Fay - Jul 13, 2005 5:34:34 am PDT #5574 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Faster, Gladiator! Kill! Kill!

Slap him, he's a gladiator!

I know who you killed last Summer

Roman Holiday

Blade

The Texas Chainmail Massacre


Hayden - Jul 13, 2005 5:36:44 am PDT #5575 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Gladiator 2 In 2-D!

Gladiator 2: This Time It's Impersonal

Gladiator 2: The Wrath of Khan-ius

Gladiator 2: Gladiator Vs. Jason Vs. Predator

It's A Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad-iator World!


Dana - Jul 13, 2005 5:42:04 am PDT #5576 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

2 Glad 2 Iator

I vote for this one.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 13, 2005 5:42:54 am PDT #5577 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The Gladiator Always Stabs Twice.

Is That a Sword in your Tunic or are you just Glad-iator to see me?

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 5:47:37 am PDT #5578 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's A Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad, Glad-iator World!

This might be my favorite. Though

Gladiator and Robin

is very close.


Hayden - Jul 13, 2005 5:49:47 am PDT #5579 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Thanks! I think I'm fresh out of Gladiator jokes, though.


Fay - Jul 13, 2005 5:51:36 am PDT #5580 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Gladiator 2: Gladiator Vs. Jason Vs. Predator

NICE.

Gladiator 2: The Lost World

Gladiator 2: Carry on Stabbing

Gladiator 2: Straight to Video

Overjoyediator

Gladiator 2: No, really, he was just pining for the fjords


Volans - Jul 13, 2005 5:57:44 am PDT #5581 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Gladiator

and Sorry He Didn't


Fay - Jul 13, 2005 5:59:40 am PDT #5582 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Gladiator

and Sorry He Didn't

Oh, nice.

Although in that case, surely Hannibal should be the next one?