Mal: Inara, think you could stoop to being on my arm? Inara: Will you wash it first?

'Heart Of Gold'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


bon bon - Jun 20, 2005 12:59:34 pm PDT #4463 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Joseph Fiennes can do no other than period. Daniel Day-Lewis, of course.


Kathy A - Jun 20, 2005 1:01:16 pm PDT #4464 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Speaking of bad sequels, I just saw this over at Mutant Reviewers from Hell:

  • The author of the Jaws novel said at a recent convention that Jaws 5 was moving forward. We're gonna need a bigger movie library.

  • Garfield 2 is marching forward, and Bill Murray looks likely to return as the fat cat's voice.

  • Hugh Jackman will be one of the producers for Wolverine, the X-Men spinoff set to film after X-Men 3 wraps.

  • Underworld 2 has been pushed back to a January 2006 release.

  • Due to spectacularly bad pre-reviews and word of mouth, the remake of The Pink Panther with Steve Martin has been officially "postponed" for the time being.

  • Star Trek's Jonathan Frakes will be directing The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines.

  • Calistia Flockhart is in talks to be in Indiana Jones 4.


Mr. Broom - Jun 20, 2005 1:03:40 pm PDT #4465 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

In two words, James Cromwell.


ChiKat - Jun 20, 2005 1:04:53 pm PDT #4466 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Return to King Solomon's Mines.

Why?? Why are they going back?? The first trip sucked so much!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 20, 2005 1:06:30 pm PDT #4467 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Calistia Flockhart is in talks to be in Indiana Jones 4.

Maybe he can use her to pick a lock or something.


Kathy A - Jun 20, 2005 1:07:49 pm PDT #4468 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I paid more attention to the "Librarian" part of that title--I'm guessing that it's the sequel to the so-cheesy-it's-great Noah Wyle TNT movie. As long as they have Bob Newhart kicking more bad-guy butt in this one, I'm definitely tuning in.


Gandalfe - Jun 20, 2005 1:15:05 pm PDT #4469 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

What, no mention of Bubba Nosferatu?


Lilty Cash - Jun 20, 2005 4:30:58 pm PDT #4470 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I just started watching Birth. It would be very wrong for me to be biased from the start because of Nicole Kidman's hair, right?


Steph L. - Jun 20, 2005 4:43:12 pm PDT #4471 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Let's start with David Mamet rewriting that TV minisieres with Phoebe Cates. What was it? Lace?

WEECH WAN OF YOU BEECHES EES MY MOTHAR!!!

Who else is just a wee bit frightened that Scola knew this? Raise your hands....


Lee - Jun 20, 2005 5:43:58 pm PDT #4472 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Raises hand.