Speaking of bad sequels, I just saw this over at Mutant Reviewers from Hell:
- The author of the Jaws novel said at a recent convention that Jaws 5 was moving forward. We're gonna need a bigger movie library.
- Garfield 2 is marching forward, and Bill Murray looks likely to return as the fat cat's voice.
- Hugh Jackman will be one of the producers for Wolverine, the X-Men spinoff set to film after X-Men 3 wraps.
- Underworld 2 has been pushed back to a January 2006 release.
- Due to spectacularly bad pre-reviews and word of mouth, the remake of The Pink Panther with Steve Martin has been officially "postponed" for the time being.
- Star Trek's Jonathan Frakes will be directing The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines.
- Calistia Flockhart is in talks to be in Indiana Jones 4.
In two words, James Cromwell.
Return to King Solomon's Mines.
Why?? Why are they going back?? The first trip sucked so much!
Calistia Flockhart is in talks to be in Indiana Jones 4.
Maybe he can use her to pick a lock or something.
I paid more attention to the "Librarian" part of that title--I'm guessing that it's the sequel to the so-cheesy-it's-great Noah Wyle TNT movie. As long as they have Bob Newhart kicking more bad-guy butt in this one, I'm definitely tuning in.
What, no mention of Bubba Nosferatu?
I just started watching
Birth.
It would be very wrong for me to be biased from the start because of Nicole Kidman's hair, right?
Let's start with David Mamet rewriting that TV minisieres with Phoebe Cates. What was it? Lace?
WEECH WAN OF YOU BEECHES EES MY MOTHAR!!!
Who else is just a wee bit frightened that Scola knew this? Raise your hands....
Why the hell did I watch Chronicles of Riddick? Why, oh, God, why? And how did they get Dame Judi Densch into it?