On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


ChiKat - Jun 20, 2005 1:04:53 pm PDT #4466 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Return to King Solomon's Mines.

Why?? Why are they going back?? The first trip sucked so much!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 20, 2005 1:06:30 pm PDT #4467 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Calistia Flockhart is in talks to be in Indiana Jones 4.

Maybe he can use her to pick a lock or something.


Kathy A - Jun 20, 2005 1:07:49 pm PDT #4468 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I paid more attention to the "Librarian" part of that title--I'm guessing that it's the sequel to the so-cheesy-it's-great Noah Wyle TNT movie. As long as they have Bob Newhart kicking more bad-guy butt in this one, I'm definitely tuning in.


Gandalfe - Jun 20, 2005 1:15:05 pm PDT #4469 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

What, no mention of Bubba Nosferatu?


Lilty Cash - Jun 20, 2005 4:30:58 pm PDT #4470 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I just started watching Birth. It would be very wrong for me to be biased from the start because of Nicole Kidman's hair, right?


Steph L. - Jun 20, 2005 4:43:12 pm PDT #4471 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Let's start with David Mamet rewriting that TV minisieres with Phoebe Cates. What was it? Lace?

WEECH WAN OF YOU BEECHES EES MY MOTHAR!!!

Who else is just a wee bit frightened that Scola knew this? Raise your hands....


Lee - Jun 20, 2005 5:43:58 pm PDT #4472 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Raises hand.


Gandalfe - Jun 20, 2005 6:20:32 pm PDT #4473 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Why the hell did I watch Chronicles of Riddick? Why, oh, God, why? And how did they get Dame Judi Densch into it?


dcp - Jun 20, 2005 6:44:56 pm PDT #4474 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

t Nathan Fillion imitating John Lovitz's "Master Thespian"

"Layers upon layers of acting challenges."

t /Nathan Fillion imitating John Lovitz's "Master Thespian"


Polter-Cow - Jun 20, 2005 7:23:28 pm PDT #4475 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I finally saw Napoleon Dynamite. I would like to register an opinion of "Eh."