Also, I now need to form a punk band and call it Masochism Jesus. David, you'll be given full credit on every album.
Cool. Kind of retro late 80s when all the bands had some kind of Jesus in their names: Jesus Jones, MC 900 Foot Jesus...
I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!
Willow ,'Showtime'
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DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 9:29:36 am PDT #4166 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sean K - Jun 15, 2005 9:33:07 am PDT #4167 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But who would win in a fight?
LIVE! From CEASAR'S PALACE in LAS VEGAS, NEVADA....
In this corner, the all-time heavy weight champion of the world, with almost TWO BILLION FOLLOWERS....
JEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUS CHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!
In this corner, the flashy young upstart, the Evil Alien Overlord himself.... XEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Gandalfe - Jun 15, 2005 9:34:21 am PDT #4168 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Kind of retro late 80s when all the bands had some kind of Jesus in their names: Jesus Jones, MC 900 Foot Jesus...
Jesus and Mary Chain (who were actually booked onto, like, the 700 Club before anyone there actually listened to their music.)
Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 9:34:59 am PDT #4169 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Xenu is weirder than Jesus, pure and simple.
Not Mel's Masochism!Jesus.
The funniest part is how the torture in Braveheart was taken to be slightly silly drama, while the torture in The Sadomasochistic Fanfic of the Christ was taken to be received truth.
If you enjoy watching an illiterate man in a dress get tortured to death for his people, then you should enjoy watching and illiterate man in a dress get -- hey. It's the same movie.
DXMachina - Jun 15, 2005 9:47:51 am PDT #4170 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Scientology in Hollywood is as common as herpes.
And to connect the two of these, one of the celebrity weeklies has photos this week of Katie Holmes's massive herpes outbreak.
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 9:48:50 am PDT #4171 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And to connect the two of these, one of the celebrity weeklies has photos this week of Katie Holmes's massive herpes outbreak.
Um... it's pictures of her face, right?
DXMachina - Jun 15, 2005 9:56:23 am PDT #4172 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yup. Well, at least those are the only ones our marketing assistant showed me while I was trying to fix her Mac.
DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 9:58:46 am PDT #4173 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Awww, poor Katie. Tom must be a hot-bed of herpetology. yeah, I know I just said he's filled with reptiles
Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 10:00:02 am PDT #4174 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
As long as I don't have to look at a herpified cootch. I think that is a bit much outside of biology/sexuality textbooks. (Although sexuality books always draw people fascinated/horrified by their explicit photographs, the one chapter that is all horror and no fascination is always the STI chapter.)
As a side note, on the weird famous people thing, apparently Michael Jackson was demanding back from the DA's office any and all photos of his wang that may have been taken. (I assume were, if he, like, knows to ask for them.) The to radio jockeys this morning who were discussing it were like, "But it's not like they could publish photos of his you know what, you know?"
Until they remembered the internet.
Kate P. - Jun 15, 2005 10:13:30 am PDT #4175 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
No Stairway? Denied!
t lovin' on Lilty
Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes Scientology AND herpes? That poor girl...