'Why We Fight'
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Xenu is weirder than Jesus, pure and simple.
Not Mel's Masochism!Jesus.
The funniest part is how the torture in Braveheart was taken to be slightly silly drama, while the torture in The Sadomasochistic Fanfic of the Christ was taken to be received truth.
If you enjoy watching an illiterate man in a dress get tortured to death for his people, then you should enjoy watching and illiterate man in a dress get -- hey. It's the same movie.
Scientology in Hollywood is as common as herpes.
And to connect the two of these, one of the celebrity weeklies has photos this week of Katie Holmes's massive herpes outbreak.
And to connect the two of these, one of the celebrity weeklies has photos this week of Katie Holmes's massive herpes outbreak.
Um... it's pictures of her face, right?
Yup. Well, at least those are the only ones our marketing assistant showed me while I was trying to fix her Mac.
Awww, poor Katie. Tom must be a hot-bed of herpetology. yeah, I know I just said he's filled with reptiles
As long as I don't have to look at a herpified cootch. I think that is a bit much outside of biology/sexuality textbooks. (Although sexuality books always draw people fascinated/horrified by their explicit photographs, the one chapter that is all horror and no fascination is always the STI chapter.)
As a side note, on the weird famous people thing, apparently Michael Jackson was demanding back from the DA's office any and all photos of his wang that may have been taken. (I assume were, if he, like, knows to ask for them.) The to radio jockeys this morning who were discussing it were like, "But it's not like they could publish photos of his you know what, you know?"
Until they remembered the internet.
No Stairway? Denied!
t lovin' on Lilty
Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes Scientology AND herpes? That poor girl...
My question is: Which is worse?
Hey, -t! I don't know if you're on Netflix, but I think I remember us bonding over The Pirate Move love, which is now available. Yay!
(Just so we're clear, the simplex kind of herpes that causes cold sores isn't the same kind of herpes as the kind that infests sexual organs. Everybody knows that, right?)
It's possible Katie is giving him herpes. Hey! That is her part of the devil's bargain! Scientology for herpes.
Which would you rather have?