Scientology in Hollywood is as common as herpes.
And to connect the two of these, one of the celebrity weeklies has photos this week of Katie Holmes's massive herpes outbreak.
Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
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DXMachina - Jun 15, 2005 9:47:51 am PDT #4170 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2005 9:48:50 am PDT #4171 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And to connect the two of these, one of the celebrity weeklies has photos this week of Katie Holmes's massive herpes outbreak.
Um... it's pictures of her face, right?
DXMachina - Jun 15, 2005 9:56:23 am PDT #4172 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yup. Well, at least those are the only ones our marketing assistant showed me while I was trying to fix her Mac.
DavidS - Jun 15, 2005 9:58:46 am PDT #4173 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Awww, poor Katie. Tom must be a hot-bed of herpetology. yeah, I know I just said he's filled with reptiles
Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 10:00:02 am PDT #4174 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
As long as I don't have to look at a herpified cootch. I think that is a bit much outside of biology/sexuality textbooks. (Although sexuality books always draw people fascinated/horrified by their explicit photographs, the one chapter that is all horror and no fascination is always the STI chapter.)
As a side note, on the weird famous people thing, apparently Michael Jackson was demanding back from the DA's office any and all photos of his wang that may have been taken. (I assume were, if he, like, knows to ask for them.) The to radio jockeys this morning who were discussing it were like, "But it's not like they could publish photos of his you know what, you know?"
Until they remembered the internet.
Kate P. - Jun 15, 2005 10:13:30 am PDT #4175 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
No Stairway? Denied!
t lovin' on Lilty
Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes Scientology AND herpes? That poor girl...
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 10:14:53 am PDT #4176 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
My question is: Which is worse?
juliana - Jun 15, 2005 10:17:32 am PDT #4177 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Hey, -t! I don't know if you're on Netflix, but I think I remember us bonding over The Pirate Move love, which is now available. Yay!
Nutty - Jun 15, 2005 10:17:41 am PDT #4178 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
(Just so we're clear, the simplex kind of herpes that causes cold sores isn't the same kind of herpes as the kind that infests sexual organs. Everybody knows that, right?)
It's possible Katie is giving him herpes. Hey! That is her part of the devil's bargain! Scientology for herpes.
Which would you rather have?
-t - Jun 15, 2005 10:20:26 am PDT #4179 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ooh, thanks juliana! I'll go add it now!
I just finished the BMW movies. What was the deal with the "subplot" movies?