If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


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erikaj - Jun 01, 2005 12:08:03 pm PDT #3617 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I liked Alanis as God, too. And I could think Morgan Freeman is God, too, although I think. if God is a man, he speaks like Andre Braugher or James Earl Jones. Oh, no, sacreligious "Jesus, I am your Father!" image.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 12:11:24 pm PDT #3618 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, no, sacreligious "Jesus, I am your Father!" image.

Join me, Jesus, and together we can destroy the Holy Spirit and rule the galaxy!


Mr. Broom - Jun 01, 2005 12:12:39 pm PDT #3619 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Joseph never told you who about your father, did he?


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 12:13:47 pm PDT #3620 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He told me enough! He told me you killed him!


erikaj - Jun 01, 2005 12:14:59 pm PDT #3621 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, great, y'all, pave my road to hell, why don't ya?


DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 12:19:28 pm PDT #3622 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, great, y'all, pave my road to hell, why don't ya?

It's okay. Jesus has a sense of humor. No wait, that's Buddha.


Kathy A - Jun 01, 2005 12:20:57 pm PDT #3623 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Jesus liked to party, after all he did turn the water into wine at the wedding. Which is one of the many questions I have for Baptists who don't go for drinking and dancing--Jesus did it, so what's so wrong?


erikaj - Jun 01, 2005 12:21:43 pm PDT #3624 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I just wish it wasn't so much like, well, mine. Sometimes.


DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 12:21:45 pm PDT #3625 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jesus liked to party, after all he did turn the water into wine at the wedding. Which is one of the many questions I have for Baptists who don't go for drinking and dancing--Jesus did it, so what's so wrong?

"What would Jesus do?"
"Jesus would PARTY!"


DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 12:23:18 pm PDT #3626 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just wish it wasn't so much like, well, mine. Sometimes.

::points at erika's tagline::

Nah. I kid.

erika, if I had three wishes I'd definitely let you have one of them.