'Serenity'
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Jesus liked to party, after all he did turn the water into wine at the wedding. Which is one of the many questions I have for Baptists who don't go for drinking and dancing--Jesus did it, so what's so wrong?
"What would Jesus do?"
"Jesus would PARTY!"
I just wish it wasn't so much like, well, mine. Sometimes.
::points at erika's tagline::
Nah. I kid.
erika, if I had three wishes I'd definitely let you have one of them.
Now flashing on Cher's debate in "Clueless" about how America could "totally party with the Haiti-ans." My brain scares me sometimes. Aw, Hec. But where in the world would I find a gnome with a pitchfork who hated Tom Delay?(/Pinky)
Jesus liked to party, after all he did turn the water into wine at the wedding. Which is one of the many questions I have for Baptists who don't go for drinking and dancing--Jesus did it, so what's so wrong?
Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
With close examination, we must conclude that the Lord did not make intoxicating wine at the marriage feast in Cana of Galilee. "Did Jesus turn water into wine?" Yes. "Did Jesus turn water into intoxicating wine?" Absolutely Not!
Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
Lame!
Biblical interpretation: the true original fanwank.
Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
Seriously? Gosh, I'm even more grateful for having been raised Irish Catholic--no hangups about booze, just good old-fashioned Irish guilt, which can usually be handled with a regular dose of confession.
Biblical interpretation: the true original fanwank.
amych and I once had a long discussion of fanfiction as midrash.
Quite a few Christians will tell you that Jesus turned water into grape juice.
Humph. Jesus totally rolls His eyes forever at these people and is all "What.Ev." and making an L on His forehead behind their backs.
I imagine He finds it quite a relief, what with all the serious and malignant craxyheads who make Him tear His hair out and drink gin from the dog dish.
Grape juice? I can't see that. It was a wedding, not, like, Circle. Eh, whatever blows their skirts up. Chastely, of course.