Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


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Atropa - Jun 01, 2005 10:14:51 am PDT #3600 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

but I am oddly defensive about Dogma and her appearance as God in it. I get weepy at that movie, and that scene in particular.

scoots next to Sean, offers him a bat-embroidered handkerchief

Me too. And I *don't* like Alanis' music or singing. But I get happily weepy at that scene every time.


Mr. Broom - Jun 01, 2005 10:17:53 am PDT #3601 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

She wasn't remotely convincing for me. Probably stupid to even care about such a thing; the role is God, for God's sake--how are you supposed to play that convincingly? I didn't get any sense of almighty wisdom or any such from the performance, though. It felt more or less like, "So, you're God, huh?" "Yep, pretty much."

In other words:

Department store Santa : Santa :: Alanis Morrisette : God


Gandalfe - Jun 01, 2005 10:18:55 am PDT #3602 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

I have no complaints about Dogma. Well, except for the shit monster. Still not too fond of that.


Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 10:19:20 am PDT #3603 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think Dogma is the hardest movie I've ever had to admit to being underwhelmed by. It makes me feel like a traitor to my people. (My people, in this instance, being irreverent Kevin Smith fans. But I just didn't think it was that good.)


DebetEsse - Jun 01, 2005 10:21:02 am PDT #3604 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I totally get it, Sean. "If you're living in the same Universe I am, that there is the only viable characterization of a loving God I've ever seen."

eta: I understand that YDietyMV, and, given my theology, that's probably a good thing for society.


-t - Jun 01, 2005 10:21:34 am PDT #3605 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Right after I saw Dogma, I got into a long discussion at a bar with a woman who thought it was blasphemous and evil. She hadn't seen it. Somehow, that translates into points for Kevin Smith.

I like Alanis as God. It works for me.


Mr. Broom - Jun 01, 2005 10:21:54 am PDT #3606 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

I think Dogma is the hardest movie I've ever had to admit to being underwhelmed by. It makes me feel like a traitor to my people. (My people, in this instance, being irreverent Kevin Smith fans. But I just didn't think it was that good.)

You didn't feel that way about "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"? I walked away from that one half an hour in. It felt like an awful fanfilm that someone somehow managed to get the View Askew regulars to star in.


juliana - Jun 01, 2005 10:25:02 am PDT #3607 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Matt Damon's fate in that movie did disturb me a bit.

Poor Loki.

I love that movie. Every bit of it.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 10:26:09 am PDT #3608 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

However, Matt Damon's fate in that movie did disturb me a bit.

Funny, getting killed by Affleck after publicly talking about his repressed sexual issues to strangers is exactly how I've always pictured Damon buying the farm.


Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 10:26:22 am PDT #3609 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nah, because JSBSB wasn't pretending to be anything but a random-ass collection of references to other Kevin Smith movies with a healthy portion of making fun of Ben Affleck thrown in. It's funny as hell, but I've never seen anyone try to argue that it's a good movie.

(And even if there were no other funny scenes in the whole thing, the "Hunting Season" bit alone would have been worth the price of admission.)