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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jon B. - May 30, 2005 2:17:30 pm PDT #3499 of 10002
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I just got the following email:

We are very excited that we have been given the opportunity to invite you and a guest to a special advanced screening of a new film starring a major independent film actor playing one of the most influential writers of all time.

Anyone know what flick this would be?


Tom Scola - May 30, 2005 2:26:42 pm PDT #3500 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?


Aims - May 30, 2005 2:29:53 pm PDT #3501 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWAH!

Seriously, it looks like maybe an Untitled Ernest Hemingway Project starring James Gandolfini.


Lee - May 30, 2005 2:30:21 pm PDT #3502 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Willy Wonka wrote?


Gris - May 30, 2005 2:36:54 pm PDT #3503 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Willy Wonka wrote William Wallace war words.

Say that ten times fast.


erikaj - May 30, 2005 2:44:25 pm PDT #3504 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm so predictable. Cause I read Hemingway and thought bleh, and then I read Gandolfini and think "Now, hold on,"


Gris - May 30, 2005 2:53:11 pm PDT #3505 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I hate Hemingway's writing, but might love a movie about him. He was perfect movie material: fucked up in all the interesting ways.


Sean K - May 30, 2005 4:58:41 pm PDT #3506 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I like Hemingway's writing. Simple and direct. And so wonderfully fun and easy to parody.


Steph L. - May 30, 2005 5:03:05 pm PDT #3507 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Love Hemingway. And I actually find him hard to parody *well.* Because his writing style wasn't just simplistic -- it worked to convey what he wanted to convey.

Plus, everyone drinks a LOT, and I like that in my fictional characters.


Cashmere - May 30, 2005 5:14:07 pm PDT #3508 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

DH watched the boy so I could catch a movie by myself tonight. I picked Kingdom of Heaven. Thanks so much, Ridley, for stirring up all the simmering ambivlence I have.

It looked great, sounded great and I loved most of the actors in it. I even think they did a good job at getting around actual history to tell the story that they wanted to tell. But it left me all "meh" regarding Balian.

David Thewlis is my new, secret boyfriend, though.