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Invisible Green - May 30, 2005 5:36:15 pm PDT #3509 of 10002

Did anyone else watch Romy and Michele: In the Beginning on ABC Family tonight.

It wasn't nearly as smart, funny, or well-produced as the original film, but it was still a lot of fun. And I like Katherine Heigl (New Romy) and Alex Breckinridge (New Michele), but they aren't as talented as Mira Sorvino and Lisa Kudrow. I think Katherine Heigl would've been more appropriate as Michele, actually, but maybe they cast her as Romy because she looks more like Mira Sorvino.

I'm surprised that ABC Family aired this. I'm sure they only aired it because ABC didn't want to. Early on in the movie, Romy and Michele are inspired by Pretty Woman to earn some quick cash by working as prostitutes. And then they're mistaken for transsexuals because they're wearing really lame wigs. I don't watch ABC Family often—actually, I don't think I've ever even watched ABC Family before—but I'm pretty sure most of their programs don't begin with a "This program is intended for mature audiences" disclaimer or have a TV-14:DLS rating.

And Dania Ramirez (Caridad the Potential Slayer) was in it. So was the guy who played Kevin on Grosse Pointe.

So, yeah, it was fun, but it didn't compare with the original.

DavidS - May 30, 2005 5:38:57 pm PDT #3510 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I love Hemingway because he had a short hair fetish and was not afraid of putting it in his literature.

tommyrot - May 30, 2005 5:40:36 pm PDT #3511 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now we know what made Hec want to become a writer....

DavidS - May 30, 2005 5:42:59 pm PDT #3512 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. I think most writers and filmmakers wind up putting their kinks on view eventually. Certainly I know how Hitchcock felt about cool blondes and John Updike feels about blowjobs.

tommyrot - May 30, 2005 5:48:25 pm PDT #3513 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Certainly I know how... John Updike feels about blowjobs.

I don't think I've read any John Updike, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he thinks they're good?

DavidS - May 30, 2005 5:49:05 pm PDT #3514 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he thinks they're good?

They are a regular feature of his fiction, yes.

§ ita § - May 30, 2005 5:50:40 pm PDT #3515 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm going to take a wild guess and venture that Hitchcock and Hemingway probably also thought blowjobs good.

It's not the most divisive of topics.

tommyrot - May 30, 2005 5:53:05 pm PDT #3516 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hmmm... were there any major writers who though they were bad?

DavidS - May 30, 2005 6:04:11 pm PDT #3517 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's not the most divisive of topics.

Yes, but they didn't feature them prominently in their work.

Volans - May 30, 2005 6:20:00 pm PDT #3518 of 10002

move out and draw fire

Hmmm... were there any major writers who though they were bad?

Emily Dickenson?

I'm guessing Andrea Dworkin doesn't count as a major writer.

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