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-t - Mar 18, 2005 10:05:13 am PST #297 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mary Camden as Wonder Woman? Holy cognitive dissonance!


Nutty - Mar 18, 2005 10:07:12 am PST #298 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Demi Moore is going to be Wonder Woman, isn't she.

I do recall having an extended debate, during the recent airing of G. I. Jane, about whether breast implants would explode if one jumped out of an airplane at high enough altitude. With recourse to the internet, we discovered this was merely an urban legend.

Discussion then moved on to whether breast implants would improve one's chances of surviving being shot in the chest, or make them worse.

Breast implants would, however, solve the problem of not having enough bobtacular support while fighting/running/flying one's glamorously invisible airplane.


bon bon - Mar 18, 2005 10:07:50 am PST #299 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Other actresses with stunt cred:
Jennifer Garner
Lucy Liu
Kristanna Loken
Rebecca Romijn
Kelly Hu


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 10:13:51 am PST #300 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From what I've heard, Kristanna's not all that, stuntwise. I was unimpressed with her in T3, too. Lucy's too small (and I think we'd get a black WW before an Asian one).

Rebecca Romijn --- hmm. Hey! Famke Janssen!


Aims - Mar 18, 2005 10:14:32 am PST #301 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Famke Janssen!

I said that 2 days ago!!


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 10:15:32 am PST #302 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I said that 2 days ago!!

But did you have exclamation points?

How would Pamela Anderson look with brown hair, I wonder.


Lyra Jane - Mar 18, 2005 10:16:11 am PST #303 of 10002
Up with the sun

Like brunette barbie.


Aims - Mar 18, 2005 10:16:36 am PST #304 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

But did you have exclamation points?

t sulks

No.


Thomash - Mar 18, 2005 10:18:33 am PST #305 of 10002
I have a plan.

How about Monica Bellucci?


bon bon - Mar 18, 2005 10:19:54 am PST #306 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I should have said "action" cred. But I think Famke Janssen is too European to sell WW. Rebecca Romijn, OTOH, I think she has buzz.