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Thomash - Mar 18, 2005 10:18:33 am PST #305 of 10002
I have a plan.

How about Monica Bellucci?


bon bon - Mar 18, 2005 10:19:54 am PST #306 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I should have said "action" cred. But I think Famke Janssen is too European to sell WW. Rebecca Romijn, OTOH, I think she has buzz.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2005 10:20:14 am PST #307 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Matt, do you need it to be campy? Can't it just be fraught?

Oh, I'll be happy with the fraught. I just think that unlike the previous two Batmans (Batmen?), Bale could actually make Schumaker-style campiness good. I'm not looking for King Tut to be the next big villain, though.

Oh my god. Demi Moore is going to be Wonder Woman, isn't she.

After seeing the Charlie's Angels sequel, I don't have as many objections to this as most seem to.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 10:28:09 am PST #308 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aimée, you need to sell it.

In my head, Romijn and Janssen are equally European, but it is often true my lack of cultural granularity has no bearing in reality.

I can't imagine Monica Belluci moving quickly.

Oh, Jessica Alba could do it ... Carrie Ann Moss has some cred, although she's leaner than I envision Diana.

I just pictured Michelle Rodriguez as WW -- try it. It's good for a laugh.


Sean K - Mar 18, 2005 10:33:52 am PST #309 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I do recall having an extended debate, during the recent airing of G. I. Jane, about whether breast implants would explode if one jumped out of an airplane at high enough altitude.

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

I could live with Romjin or Jennsen for WW.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 10:37:05 am PST #310 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

Poor, degraded Buster.


Sean K - Mar 18, 2005 10:40:01 am PST #311 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hee!


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 10:42:21 am PST #312 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh my god. Demi Moore is going to be Wonder Woman, isn't she.

I don't think Demi has that much box office clout anymore (if she ever really did).

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters.

Either that or Titbusters.

edited for a missing "anymore".


Lyra Jane - Mar 18, 2005 10:43:11 am PST #313 of 10002
Up with the sun

Did anybody see the Slate article about the stupidest twist endings? It's funny, even if I don't agree with all of the opinions expressed. (Specifically, I liked "Fight Club" and "The Usual Suspects" and think I liked "The Game," but mostly don't remember it that well.)

My least favorite twists are "Identity" and "The Life of David Gale," but the latter is a very bad movie to start with.

Edit: Actually, the twist in "Hide and Seek" trumps all of the above. I'd blocked it out, that's how bad it was.

Edit the second: There are some spoilers in the article, so proceed at your own risk.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 10:48:35 am PST #314 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like the suggestion of The Passion Of The Christ.

I haven't seen enough of the ones on his list, and I mean to, so I had to skim the article. I did like Unusual Suspects and Identity -- the latter wasn't that twisty. I mean, the movie doesn't make sense without an explanation, but it's just not the one you might have thought. Whereas The Game drove me nuts, because it's not sufficiently hinged on the "Oh! That's what it was!" at the end. It just shifted from dumb movie A to dumber movie B.