That's the thrill of living in the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage ... Pardon me for finding the glass half-full.

Giles ,'Same Time, Same Place'


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Aims - Mar 18, 2005 9:59:31 am PST #291 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Maybe they'll get Drew Barrymore!!

t runs away


Pix - Mar 18, 2005 10:01:08 am PST #292 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Jessica Simpson IS Wonder Woman.

t runs after Aimee


Aims - Mar 18, 2005 10:01:54 am PST #293 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No, no. ASHLEE - she's the brunette.


Pix - Mar 18, 2005 10:02:17 am PST #294 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Duh...like, hair dye...


DavidS - Mar 18, 2005 10:02:57 am PST #295 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jessica Biel

Kim Basinger, incidentally, is 51. No. Fucking. Way.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 10:05:01 am PST #296 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think this Biel is more applicable.


-t - Mar 18, 2005 10:05:13 am PST #297 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mary Camden as Wonder Woman? Holy cognitive dissonance!


Nutty - Mar 18, 2005 10:07:12 am PST #298 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Demi Moore is going to be Wonder Woman, isn't she.

I do recall having an extended debate, during the recent airing of G. I. Jane, about whether breast implants would explode if one jumped out of an airplane at high enough altitude. With recourse to the internet, we discovered this was merely an urban legend.

Discussion then moved on to whether breast implants would improve one's chances of surviving being shot in the chest, or make them worse.

Breast implants would, however, solve the problem of not having enough bobtacular support while fighting/running/flying one's glamorously invisible airplane.


bon bon - Mar 18, 2005 10:07:50 am PST #299 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Other actresses with stunt cred:
Jennifer Garner
Lucy Liu
Kristanna Loken
Rebecca Romijn
Kelly Hu


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 10:13:51 am PST #300 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From what I've heard, Kristanna's not all that, stuntwise. I was unimpressed with her in T3, too. Lucy's too small (and I think we'd get a black WW before an Asian one).

Rebecca Romijn --- hmm. Hey! Famke Janssen!