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tommyrot - May 16, 2005 11:31:04 am PDT #2818 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Perhaps the under-25s he's consulting are his kids?

And pretty much all Gungans loved the prequels. And four out of five Wookies surveyed love EP3.


Gandalfe - May 16, 2005 11:35:41 am PDT #2819 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

And four out of five Wookies surveyed love EP3.

I don't see why. They've been digitized.


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 11:37:42 am PDT #2820 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They've been digitized.

They've what? Curse the advances in technology that allow this. However, I like the ones that give you massive armies creeping implacably towards our protagonist(s). Those are cool.


tommyrot - May 16, 2005 11:39:28 am PDT #2821 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't see why. They've been digitized.

The Matrix has them.


Jars - May 16, 2005 11:46:40 am PDT #2822 of 10002

As an under twenty-five year old I find that remark innaccurate, at best. At worst, massively offensive. Being young does not mean that I have questionable taste, Mr. Lucas. About this, anyway.


Betsy HP - May 16, 2005 11:54:49 am PDT #2823 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I like the ones that give you massive armies creeping implacably towards our protagonist(s). Those are cool.

Also, war elephants improve everything.


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 11:55:58 am PDT #2824 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

war elephants improve everything

They do. But as long as something falls on people and crushes them, it's not a waste.


Scrappy - May 16, 2005 11:56:22 am PDT #2825 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I prefer them to be called olyphaunts.


JohnSweden - May 16, 2005 1:28:26 pm PDT #2826 of 10002
I can't even.

war elephants

I prefer them to be called olyphaunts.

Oppressors, calling them by their slave names! They are mumakil (with a circonflex).


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 2:46:20 pm PDT #2827 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This character died in Kingdom of Heaven, in the shipwreck, right? And who was he?

I can't believe they're all blending together.