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tommyrot - May 16, 2005 11:39:28 am PDT #2821 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't see why. They've been digitized.

The Matrix has them.


Jars - May 16, 2005 11:46:40 am PDT #2822 of 10002

As an under twenty-five year old I find that remark innaccurate, at best. At worst, massively offensive. Being young does not mean that I have questionable taste, Mr. Lucas. About this, anyway.


Betsy HP - May 16, 2005 11:54:49 am PDT #2823 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I like the ones that give you massive armies creeping implacably towards our protagonist(s). Those are cool.

Also, war elephants improve everything.


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 11:55:58 am PDT #2824 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

war elephants improve everything

They do. But as long as something falls on people and crushes them, it's not a waste.


Scrappy - May 16, 2005 11:56:22 am PDT #2825 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I prefer them to be called olyphaunts.


JohnSweden - May 16, 2005 1:28:26 pm PDT #2826 of 10002
I can't even.

war elephants

I prefer them to be called olyphaunts.

Oppressors, calling them by their slave names! They are mumakil (with a circonflex).


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 2:46:20 pm PDT #2827 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This character died in Kingdom of Heaven, in the shipwreck, right? And who was he?

I can't believe they're all blending together.


Ailleann - May 16, 2005 3:10:16 pm PDT #2828 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

ita, he must have died on the boat, because you didn't see him after the shipwreck. He was one of Godfrey's boys, the one who was standing just outside the curtain looking somewhat sad when Godfrey died.

I wouldn't have remembered that if I hadn't seen it twice.


Maysa - May 16, 2005 3:15:45 pm PDT #2829 of 10002

Speaking as someone who is 25, (so maybe I don't fit into his demo) he's so full of shit. I have yet to meet ANYONE of ANY age who didn't think the Phantom Menace was horrifically boring and I've met only a few people who felt that the Attack of the Clones was tolerable.


Ailleann - May 16, 2005 3:27:54 pm PDT #2830 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I was 25 two weeks ago when I re-watched Phantom Menace, and there were so many things that I disliked about that movie that, if it was not a Star Wars movie, I would never. watch. it. again.