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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 9:16:24 am PST #274 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Nope. If they went that way, it would probably be Oscar Winning Actress® Halle Berry, because she's the only one who could bring the proper empowerment to the part.

Plus, she kicks such ass in comic book roles.

pauses for sounds of rage from the West coast

I suppose if Gina is pushing the age barrier too, than Angela Bassett is well out of the question. Plus, I don't thinks she's played an ass-kicker since STRANGE DAYS.


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2005 9:16:59 am PST #275 of 10002
brillig

squeeing over Frank's whitefont.

There damned well better be a CD off of this.


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2005 9:17:54 am PST #276 of 10002
brillig

I suppose if Gina is pushing the age barrier too, than Angela Bassett is well out of the question.

If Gina is Wonder Woman, Angela Bassett could be Queen Hippolyta.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:18:46 am PST #277 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I'm trying to think what actresses fit the physical type of WW, and all I can come up with are ones who scare me:

Demi Moore and Catherine Zeta-Jones.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:24:45 am PST #278 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How are you defining physical type? Buffness, boobiness, brunetteness?


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:25:57 am PST #279 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Buffness, boobiness, brunetteness?

Mostly boobiness and brunetteness.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:27:47 am PST #280 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, a number of the non-brunettes in the biz are probably actually really brunettes -- so that might not be much of a gating factor.


Alibelle - Mar 18, 2005 9:29:21 am PST #281 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Are there people out there delusional enough to think that Charisma and Joss want to work together again?

I had no idea they had issues. Huh. I'm so in the dark. That said, even I know that Joss would be unlikely to want Halle Berry in another movie of his.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:30:48 am PST #282 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Well, also something about a physical type that seems imposing and regal -- not short and squat or scrawny. Which rules a lot of brunettes out (whether they're currently brunettes or not).


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:35:06 am PST #283 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Physical gravitas. Which Gina Torres still rules the roost on. I'd say Peta Wilson has it, but she's bonier than my mental WW, and I don't know how she looks with dark hair.

Lucy Lawless certainly has it, but she may be too old -- but if they go with a Basinger-aged WW, it's probably the Xena associations that work against her.

Jessica Biel does have the physicality, I just don't know if she can act.