Buffness, boobiness, brunetteness?
Mostly boobiness and brunetteness.
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Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:25:57 am PST #279 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:27:47 am PST #280 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, a number of the non-brunettes in the biz are probably actually really brunettes -- so that might not be much of a gating factor.
Alibelle - Mar 18, 2005 9:29:21 am PST #281 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Are there people out there delusional enough to think that Charisma and Joss want to work together again?
I had no idea they had issues. Huh. I'm so in the dark. That said, even I know that Joss would be unlikely to want Halle Berry in another movie of his.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 9:30:48 am PST #282 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Well, also something about a physical type that seems imposing and regal -- not short and squat or scrawny. Which rules a lot of brunettes out (whether they're currently brunettes or not).
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:35:06 am PST #283 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Physical gravitas. Which Gina Torres still rules the roost on. I'd say Peta Wilson has it, but she's bonier than my mental WW, and I don't know how she looks with dark hair.
Lucy Lawless certainly has it, but she may be too old -- but if they go with a Basinger-aged WW, it's probably the Xena associations that work against her.
Jessica Biel does have the physicality, I just don't know if she can act.
DavidS - Mar 18, 2005 9:37:49 am PST #284 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
How tall is Kate Winslet? I wonder if she could go brunette.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 9:39:32 am PST #285 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought she was brunette (naturally).
Jesse - Mar 18, 2005 9:45:53 am PST #286 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Can Winslet do that kind of physical toughness? I think of her as soft. Not that Demi Moore wasn't soft before G.I. Jane.
Jesse - Mar 18, 2005 9:46:34 am PST #287 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh my god. Demi Moore is going to be Wonder Woman, isn't she.
erikaj - Mar 18, 2005 9:51:56 am PST #288 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
That's depressing. And she still thinks we want to see "her" breasts.