Guh:

The Time Warner empire will deploy its synergistic superpowers in May to offer fans of "Smallville" an extensive look at the summer movie "Batman Begins."

The WB will show an eight-minute preview of the film, which opens June 17, during the season finale of "Smallville" on Wednesday, May 18. The network and studio aren't calling the sneak a trailer; instead, it's a "special footage preview," which means viewers will see a "compilation of scenes" prepared for the episode rather than just what's been in theaters for the past few months.

Of course, this means I need to record Smallville. The tossers.

Did Johnny Depp reallly write that article in The Onion? Because if so, I am now so in love that I may faint.

A cross between Million Dollar Baby and Hotel Rwanda ?

Oh, written by Bono, directed by Wim Wenders, starring Mel Gibson and produced by the his production company. Gibson pretty much pissed on it after it was finished.

I've never been able to bring myself to see it.

Did Johnny Depp reallly write that article in The Onion? Because if so, I am now so in love that I may faint.

I just assumed it was fake. It's the Onion.

Did Johnny Depp reallly write that article in The Onion?

No. Also, Sting didn't really write the article they once ran, "You Know, I Used To Be Cool Once."

The Onion AV club is straight up, but that doesn't seem to be AV.

AFAIK The Onion has never had a guest writer. They've also never published a letter to the editor.

But they do real stuff in the AV club, whcih is why I was wondering.

At first I thought that was an AV Club article, because the logo looked a little large. But they have different hosts.

I misunderstood; I thought it was an interview like the one with Joss. My bad.