I always thought Jennifer Lopez outdid both of them handily.
I must admit I'm interested in seeing how Eminem reacts to a sniping war in the press with someone who doesn't wear high heels.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
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Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 19, 2005 5:52:09 am PDT #2008 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Betsy HP - Apr 19, 2005 6:14:41 am PDT #2009 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
So he's saying "West Side Story" wasn't realistic? I never would have guessed.
You mean 1950s punks didn't dance down the street and have better air time than Michael Jordan?
::sobs into hands::
Nutty - Apr 19, 2005 6:26:58 am PDT #2010 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I was going to say. When your mom is a professor and you went to school with Jesse, you probably did not have a tough childhood.
Eminem, I sometimes cannot tell if he is actually that scary/angry, or just the biggest poser in the world. Which I suppose is the whole point of his shtick.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2005 6:28:42 am PDT #2011 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
HEY! I went to public school!
Scrappy - Apr 19, 2005 6:32:31 am PDT #2012 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
See, quotes like that sound as if he could be joking around and they quoted it straight. Thge press seems to do that a lot--report teasing as if it's serious.
Nutty - Apr 19, 2005 6:34:11 am PDT #2013 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
HEY! I went to public school!
You could have gone to school in a meadow and done your homework on slates. Just going to school with you makes it not a hardship, honey.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2005 6:35:05 am PDT #2014 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm just saying -- kids I went to high school with did grow up in the projects, in and out of jail, etc., etc. Just not Matt-n-Ben. Don't make me blog about the ridiculous diversity of my high school!
Jesse - Apr 19, 2005 6:36:56 am PDT #2015 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
See, quotes like that sound as if he could be joking around and they quoted it straight. Thge press seems to do that a lot--report teasing as if it's serious.
Oh yeah, that.
§ ita § - Apr 19, 2005 6:38:15 am PDT #2016 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse and her ghetto fabulous life.
I think Eminem is that angry, but not that scary and is balancing a fair degree of self-awareness with a lack of internal censorship and some impulse control issues.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2005 6:41:18 am PDT #2017 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse and her ghetto fabulous life.
Please.