Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


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Frankenbuddha - Apr 14, 2005 6:13:33 am PDT #1879 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Not just any Showtime soft-core erotica movie/series, but the one narrated by Fox Mulder.

And includes an episode with Tasha Yar as a cop who has an, ahem, encounter with her nightstick.

So I've heard...


Vonnie K - Apr 14, 2005 6:23:56 am PDT #1880 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Dude. I once saw Donnie Pfaster having sex on top of a convertible with some blonde in one of the Red Shoes Diaries episode. I guess the actor can be considered sorta attractive in an objective way, but I just couldn't buy it because I kept waiting for him to fixate on the woman's fingers and start calling her "girly girl". t shudders


Jessica - Apr 14, 2005 6:27:34 am PDT #1881 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

then the damn Red Sox went and won the World Series and the filmmakers had to go and change the ending. Heh.

Yup. And anyone who was watching the game has already seen the end of the film, since they were there live and in character. (And using the feed from the Fox cameras since they weren't allowed to bring their own.)


bon bon - Apr 14, 2005 6:48:58 am PDT #1882 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Dude. I once saw Donnie Pfaster having sex on top of a convertible with some blonde in one of the Red Shoes Diaries episode. I guess the actor can be considered sorta attractive in an objective way, but I just couldn't buy it because I kept waiting for him to fixate on the woman's fingers and start calling her "girly girl".

I liked that one. Then again, I like creeps.


sumi - Apr 14, 2005 6:57:35 am PDT #1883 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, upcoming werewolf movie with Olivier Martinez!


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2005 7:01:41 am PDT #1884 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hopefully it will be better than the Underworld sequel I just read about. I saw the first one, and really have to wonder why they feel the need to make a sequel. Couldn't they just save money by screening a still picture of Kate Beckinsale in leather for 90 minutes?


sumi - Apr 14, 2005 7:03:33 am PDT #1885 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

I thought that Underworld was heavily influenced by the WB's version of Birds of Prey.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2005 7:07:02 am PDT #1886 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Given the CGI used it seems likely to me that it was filming or already in post-production by the time Birds of Prey aired. But I'll agree that there were a lot of stylistic resemblances.


JohnSweden - Apr 14, 2005 7:20:02 am PDT #1887 of 10002
I can't even.

Couldn't they just save money by screening a still picture of Kate Beckinsale in leather for 90 minutes?

It helps when she moves around.


beathen - Apr 14, 2005 8:21:16 am PDT #1888 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Center Stage is a good dvd movie, because then you can fast forward through all the non-dance parts. (Well, stop and look at Peter Gallagher and think about licking hi eyebrows too.)

Perkins is me.