Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?

'Beneath You'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Lyra Jane - Apr 04, 2005 1:32:43 pm PDT #1493 of 10002
Up with the sun

The sheer pulpiness of it all got to be a bit too much after a while, and the Bruce Willis segment had me going "eww! She was friggin' 11 years-old when you last saw her, you perv!

But he had a whole big reservation about that! He resisted her because he knew she was way too young for him, and only gave in (to the extent that he did) because she insisted.

I think it's natural to love the only person who gives a damn about you, and the relationship would not have become physical without her impetus. So I don't think it's fair to hang the Dirty Old Man tag on Bruce.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2005 2:28:51 pm PDT #1494 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, not his character maybe.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2005 2:55:02 pm PDT #1495 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well, not his character maybe.

So you're saying - Bruce and Demi: Birds of a Feather Breed Together?


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2005 2:58:27 pm PDT #1496 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Something like that. Aren't their kids old enough to be bringing home friends as potential dates for Mom and dad at this point?


quester - Apr 04, 2005 4:13:10 pm PDT #1497 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I forgot to mention that there was a trailer for The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!

I think the casting looks, and sounds good, but I'm not too crazy about the production design. I am rather fond of the BBC version.


Alibelle - Apr 04, 2005 4:35:45 pm PDT #1498 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I just saw a trailer for Bewitched. I'm really looking forward to it, a lot. The trailer was really funny, and I love Nicole Kidman, I have few problems with Will Ferrell, and I'm very fond of the old show.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2005 6:06:47 pm PDT #1499 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

OMG, people who own The Incredibles must must MUST go find the Sock Puppet Incredibles easter egg, which is quite possibly the funniest thing ever done with socks on film. (Instructions here).


Jon B. - Apr 04, 2005 7:08:14 pm PDT #1500 of 10002
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Wow! Thanks, Jessica.

quite possibly the funniest thing ever done with socks on film

Are there other candidates?


Aims - Apr 04, 2005 7:21:09 pm PDT #1501 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t dies laughing

t comes back to life

THANKS JESSICA!!!


Gandalfe - Apr 04, 2005 7:34:29 pm PDT #1502 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Is it as good as Alien in 30 seconds (and reenacted by bunnies)?