And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


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Fred Pete - Apr 04, 2005 5:57:41 am PDT #1483 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

OK, two movies where he played English characters. And IIRC, he didn't exactly have a good accent in CCBB, either.


bon bon - Apr 04, 2005 6:01:13 am PDT #1484 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Hot Fuss isn't doing well?

I guess that's not the point. It's arguable that Reeves's accent in Dracula isn't recognizable as human speech, but I haven't seen Mary Poppins in a while.


Vonnie K - Apr 04, 2005 6:11:14 am PDT #1485 of 10002
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I saw both Sin City and Upside of Anger during the weekend. I enjoyed Sin City, although I was perhaps not as transported by it as other people have. The sheer pulpiness of it all got to be a bit too much after a while, and the Bruce Willis segment had me going "eww! She was friggin' 11 years-old when you last saw her, you perv!". I didn't find the gore that bothersome because it was so stylized--much less than the extent I was bothered by Kill Bill anyway. What I liked the best were the flashes of ultra-morbid humor, which was why I liked the Marv segment and the whole give-and-take between Clive Owen and Benicio Del Toro's characters.

Upside of Anger had some terrific performances, but it kind of fell apart at the end due to its dubious conceit. NYT review had said that the main "romance", such as it is, was like Crash Davis from Bull Durham (gone to seed) and Joan Allen's character from Ice Storm got together, which I thought was very apt.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2005 6:15:23 am PDT #1486 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

To put it in perspective, while Reeves' hypothetical British accent was pretty bad, it got lost amidst Anthony Hopkins' fits of maniacal laughter, Gary Oldman's facial transformations, and Sadie Frost sailing about trailing yards of cloth like one of the martial artists in Hero.

Whereas in a move that had flying merry-go-round horses, kids jumping into chalk paintings, and Julie Andrews smacking down her nanny competition with a wind tunnel, people would overlook all the fantastical scenes to wince and say "Wow, is that accent BAD!"


Glamcookie - Apr 04, 2005 7:51:17 am PDT #1487 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I watched A Tale of Two Sisters last night. It's a Korean horror/psychological thriller. It was intriguing (is that right?). I liked it much better than Ringu or Ju-On (then again, I didn't really care for either of those). I thought this one was better because there was an actual story, and an interesting one at that.


Connie Neil - Apr 04, 2005 7:56:04 am PDT #1488 of 10002
brillig

Polter-Cow - Apr 04, 2005 7:56:35 am PDT #1489 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2005 8:03:11 am PDT #1490 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Tsk. They don't mention one of my Best Accents of All Time: Miranda Richardson in The Prophet. She is indistinguishable from a Louisiana girl.


Kathy A - Apr 04, 2005 8:50:22 am PDT #1491 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I think one of the better accents from someone whom you would not expect it is in Tomorrow Is Forever, where Natalie Wood, in her first credited film role, does an excellent Austrian accent at the age of eight.


Kalshane - Apr 04, 2005 12:28:37 pm PDT #1492 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Saw Sin City the other night and I enjoyed it, but it was a good deal darker than my tastes normally run. While it would have been worse if the violence hadn't been stylized, I still have an active enough imagination that certain scenes still turned my stomach.

I do have to wonder what is up with Frank Miller and guys getting shot/stabbed/etc in the crotch though, because it seemed to happen every five minutes.

And I actually kind of liked Marv, despite him being responsible for most of the really grotesque stuff.