Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Gandalfe - Apr 04, 2005 7:34:29 pm PDT #1502 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Is it as good as Alien in 30 seconds (and reenacted by bunnies)?


beathen - Apr 05, 2005 5:00:12 am PDT #1503 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

OMG, people who own The Incredibles must must MUST go find the Sock Puppet Incredibles easter egg

Yeah - that was pretty hilarious! (I also liked the Behind the Scenes 2: Pixar clip.)


sumi - Apr 05, 2005 5:21:33 am PDT #1504 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Frank Langella has replaced Hugh Laurie as Perry White.

This makes me sad -- I was looking forward to Hugh Laurie in that role. Darn that House and it's success!


Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 5:35:04 am PDT #1505 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Are there other candidates?

Well...it wasn't on film, but the Legitimate Theatre Company's sock puppet production of Miss Julie ranks pretty high on my list.

(Hm. Apparently I have a list of Best Sock Puppet Productions.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2005 5:36:21 am PDT #1506 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hmm. Have to say, Langella fits my visual mental image of Perry White better. Although since his most notable roles have been superntatural villains, I'll be expecting him to put the whammy on Superman at some point.


sumi - Apr 05, 2005 7:33:43 am PDT #1507 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Well, I expect him to "turn him" -- how about an undead alien superhero?

Would the kryptonite still bring him low?


Kathy A - Apr 05, 2005 7:45:37 am PDT #1508 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I always liked Frank Langella as the evil Chief of State Bob Alexander in Dave.

You're LINT! You're a FLEA! You're a BLIP!

(And of course, Dave's response to this: "Well, maybe I am. But you're fired.")


Scrappy - Apr 05, 2005 7:49:37 am PDT #1509 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I love Dave.


Kathy A - Apr 05, 2005 10:16:37 am PDT #1510 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

From the New Yorker review of Sin City:

Here is something that we never thought to see. Something that exists beyond the bounds of logic: a scary Elijah Wood. Presumably, the actor looked around, seeking a film that would dispel the ripe aroma of Frodo Baggins, happened upon “Sin City,” and found the role of Kevin – a mute, bespectacled type who removes the heads of young women and dines upon the rest of them. Wood is ominously good at the stillness of this maniac, which only doubles the shock. It’s like discovering that Gandalf used to lure young hobbits into a shed and show them his special wand.

"Special wand." Hee.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 05, 2005 10:27:59 am PDT #1511 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah, one thing I've heard that I think is going to be very weird about SIN CITY is watching Frodo Baggins gnawing off a mostly naked Karen Sisco's hand