Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet!
'Lies My Parents Told Me'
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Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up.
Ah, the Shepard's prayer.... Just for that, two more:
"Isn't there anybody who can deal with a housewife?"
There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die.
We think your Jose Jimenez impersonation is A-OK. But what you're doin' with it is B.A.D.
We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.
If you don't mind, the "corpse" *STILL* has the floor!
Bring out yer dead!
I'm sure somebody else posted this one in the last couple of days, and I just missed it when I skipped during the heavy parts but....
From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
He sounded upset.
He should be. He's going to die a horrible fucking death.
Hey, thumbdick, I was a damn good shrink. Nineteen years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of shit. OK, I slept with a patient or two. It's not like I didn't care about them. I loved being a doctor. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the fucking state comes along, they send in some bitch undercover, and I'm fucked. Life isn't fair, is it?
It's good to be the king.