Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? We'll open them when we get there. No, in fact, I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant fucking can. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right out of Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes burning and warming MY HOUSE!
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Nicole - Mar 24, 2005 3:55:59 pm PST #1215 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
Tom Scola - Mar 24, 2005 3:58:28 pm PST #1216 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Reads through the movies thread.
Looks and sees what's playing at the multiplex.
sighs
Nicole - Mar 24, 2005 3:59:59 pm PST #1217 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
Invites Tom over to watch The Ref.
Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 4:04:12 pm PST #1218 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Whether you support me or not, Kachra will play.
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 4:17:35 pm PST #1219 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Gandalfe beat me to the Dead Again quote--I was thinking about that movie just yesterday, but couldn't come up with the exact wording!
Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 4:35:12 pm PST #1220 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
In that vein....
Look, you're either a smoker, or you're not. Pick one, and be that.
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 4:44:33 pm PST #1221 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, and the line that it took me until five hours later to figure the connection:
"Somebody help me!"
I got the chills when it finally hit me that I'd heard that line before, only from Emma, not Kenneth.
Polter-Cow - Mar 24, 2005 4:46:32 pm PST #1222 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The continuum transfunctioner is a mysterious and powerful device whose mystery is exceeded only by its power.
Thomash - Mar 24, 2005 4:48:08 pm PST #1223 of 10002
I have a plan.
You Americans, you are all the same... always over-dressing for the wrong occasions.
Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2005 4:48:33 pm PST #1224 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
I'm hard to get, Steve. All you have to do is ask me.