Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up.
Ah, the Shepard's prayer.... Just for that, two more:
"Isn't there anybody who can deal with a housewife?"
There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die.
Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.
'Objects In Space'
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Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 3:22:57 pm PST #1206 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 3:34:26 pm PST #1207 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
We think your Jose Jimenez impersonation is A-OK. But what you're doin' with it is B.A.D.
Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 3:50:32 pm PST #1208 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.
Nicole - Mar 24, 2005 3:51:05 pm PST #1209 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
If you don't mind, the "corpse" *STILL* has the floor!
DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 3:51:34 pm PST #1210 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Bring out yer dead!
Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 3:53:08 pm PST #1211 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I'm sure somebody else posted this one in the last couple of days, and I just missed it when I skipped during the heavy parts but....
From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
Nicole - Mar 24, 2005 3:54:34 pm PST #1212 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
He sounded upset.
He should be. He's going to die a horrible fucking death.
Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 3:54:59 pm PST #1213 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Hey, thumbdick, I was a damn good shrink. Nineteen years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of shit. OK, I slept with a patient or two. It's not like I didn't care about them. I loved being a doctor. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the fucking state comes along, they send in some bitch undercover, and I'm fucked. Life isn't fair, is it?
DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 3:55:15 pm PST #1214 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
It's good to be the king.
Nicole - Mar 24, 2005 3:55:59 pm PST #1215 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? We'll open them when we get there. No, in fact, I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant fucking can. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right out of Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes burning and warming MY HOUSE!