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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:30:45 pm PST #1165 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:30:55 pm PST #1166 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 12:31:24 pm PST #1167 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.


reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:31:53 pm PST #1168 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!


Jars - Mar 24, 2005 12:33:00 pm PST #1169 of 10002

Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 12:34:01 pm PST #1170 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up.


StuntHusband - Mar 24, 2005 12:36:47 pm PST #1171 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Thy mother mated with a scorpion.

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Bloody hell, it hurts!

Of course it hurts, William James (or George) Potter. The trick is not minding that it hurts.


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:40:00 pm PST #1172 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Warriors! Come out and plaaaaay!


reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:45:20 pm PST #1173 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

After my divorce from Luther I scraped by with baby-sitting gigs and odd jobs - mostly the jobs we call blow.


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:49:37 pm PST #1174 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

You be careful, out among the English.