What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:40:00 pm PST #1172 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Warriors! Come out and plaaaaay!


reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:45:20 pm PST #1173 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

After my divorce from Luther I scraped by with baby-sitting gigs and odd jobs - mostly the jobs we call blow.


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:49:37 pm PST #1174 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

You be careful, out among the English.


StuntHusband - Mar 24, 2005 12:57:00 pm PST #1175 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Marla. If I had a tumor I'd name it "Marla".


reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 1:08:22 pm PST #1176 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

"Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?"

"No, but I love his work."


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 1:11:06 pm PST #1177 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!


reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 1:14:36 pm PST #1178 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball

Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot h'ors d'ourves. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.


StuntHusband - Mar 24, 2005 1:14:36 pm PST #1179 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

runs straight into the Lifestyle Barrier with Gandalfe's quote

Owie.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2005 1:15:52 pm PST #1180 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

runs straight into the Lifestyle Barrier with Gandalfe's quote

Owie.

Bwah-ha-ha!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 1:16:20 pm PST #1181 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.