I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!
Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.
'Jaynestown'
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reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:31:53 pm PST #1168 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
Jars - Mar 24, 2005 12:33:00 pm PST #1169 of 10002
Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trigger man.
DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 12:34:01 pm PST #1170 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
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StuntHusband - Mar 24, 2005 12:36:47 pm PST #1171 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Thy mother mated with a scorpion.
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Bloody hell, it hurts!
Of course it hurts, William James (or George) Potter. The trick is not minding that it hurts.
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:40:00 pm PST #1172 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
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reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:45:20 pm PST #1173 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
After my divorce from Luther I scraped by with baby-sitting gigs and odd jobs - mostly the jobs we call blow.
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:49:37 pm PST #1174 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
You be careful, out among the English.
StuntHusband - Mar 24, 2005 12:57:00 pm PST #1175 of 10002
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
Marla. If I had a tumor I'd name it "Marla".
reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 1:08:22 pm PST #1176 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
"Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour?"
"No, but I love his work."
Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 1:11:06 pm PST #1177 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
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