My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him. I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.
Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
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Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:39:18 am PST #1108 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:40:34 am PST #1109 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.
Betsy HP - Mar 24, 2005 11:40:40 am PST #1110 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration , Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 11:40:45 am PST #1111 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
"I saw three of these dusters a short time ago. They were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men."
"So?"
"Inside the men, there were three bullets."
DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:40:53 am PST #1112 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oooh, xposty with Gandalfe.
DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:42:02 am PST #1113 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, I sort of lay there in pain, but I love it. I really love it. I lay there hovering between consciousness and unconsciousness. It's really the greatest.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 11:42:07 am PST #1114 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I know Kung Fu.
DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:42:51 am PST #1115 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.
Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2005 11:43:13 am PST #1116 of 10002
brillig
This is the part where you fall down.
DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:44:06 am PST #1117 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!