God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.
Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video
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This is the part where you fall down.
You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.
There's an old Irish saying: don't listen to old Italian sayings.
I feel like I'm running a small nursery with someone I used to date.
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.
My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!
Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere and a gung-ho iguana tells me to relax.
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You're walking away from history--history, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?
I don't think so.