Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2005 11:43:13 am PST #1116 of 10002
brillig

This is the part where you fall down.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:44:06 am PST #1117 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 11:44:51 am PST #1118 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:45:09 am PST #1119 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

There's an old Irish saying: don't listen to old Italian sayings.


Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 11:47:06 am PST #1120 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I feel like I'm running a small nursery with someone I used to date.


Betsy HP - Mar 24, 2005 11:47:50 am PST #1121 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2005 11:49:38 am PST #1122 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!


Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 11:49:56 am PST #1123 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere and a gung-ho iguana tells me to relax.

and

You're walking away from history--history, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?


Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2005 11:51:21 am PST #1124 of 10002
brillig

I don't think so.


Betsy HP - Mar 24, 2005 11:51:29 am PST #1125 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Be excellent to one another.