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'Jaynestown'


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§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 11:29:35 am PST #1100 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Look, why don't we just the cut the shit here? We both know why I was transferred. People think I'm crazy, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.


JohnSweden - Mar 24, 2005 11:29:56 am PST #1101 of 10002
I can't even.

No fank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough!


Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 11:31:39 am PST #1102 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

"God is on our side because he hates the Yanks!"

"God is not on our side because he hates idiots also."


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 11:31:52 am PST #1103 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:33:15 am PST #1104 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable. And all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.


Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 11:34:32 am PST #1105 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 11:37:24 am PST #1106 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are two things that are infinite: femeninity and means to take advantage of it.


Betsy HP - Mar 24, 2005 11:37:26 am PST #1107 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:39:18 am PST #1108 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he don't suck out of it, it sucks out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him. I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2005 11:40:34 am PST #1109 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.