I look forward to a tournament of truly epic proportions. We are unique, gentlemen, in that we create ourselves. Through long years of rigorous training, sacrifice, denial, pain, we forge our bodies in the fire of our will. But tonight, let us celebrate. Gentlemen, you have our gratitude.
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"And we can build that darkroom you've always wanted in the basement, honey."
"My life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room."
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Two men enter! One man leave!
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Well, ain't we a pair, raggedy man?
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
"Don't move! Or I'll shoot you so full of lead, you'll be able to use your dick for a pencil."
"What does that mean?"
"I don't know."
If we're wrong, we go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!! Niiice shootin', Tex!!