And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


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Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:28:24 am PST #1096 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 11:28:41 am PST #1097 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"Don't move! Or I'll shoot you so full of lead, you'll be able to use your dick for a pencil."

"What does that mean?"

"I don't know."


DXMachina - Mar 24, 2005 11:28:57 am PST #1098 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

If we're wrong, we go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.


Aims - Mar 24, 2005 11:29:33 am PST #1099 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!! Niiice shootin', Tex!!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 11:29:35 am PST #1100 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Look, why don't we just the cut the shit here? We both know why I was transferred. People think I'm crazy, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.


JohnSweden - Mar 24, 2005 11:29:56 am PST #1101 of 10002
I can't even.

No fank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough!


Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 11:31:39 am PST #1102 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

"God is on our side because he hates the Yanks!"

"God is not on our side because he hates idiots also."


Sean K - Mar 24, 2005 11:31:52 am PST #1103 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.


Gandalfe - Mar 24, 2005 11:33:15 am PST #1104 of 10002
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable. And all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.


Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 11:34:32 am PST #1105 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.