Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.

Xander ,'Empty Places'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


victor infante - Apr 17, 2012 12:13:43 pm PDT #9140 of 10458
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Mark has Buffy Season Five predictions up. Funnily enough, "Buffy dies" isn't on it ...


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 12:18:32 pm PDT #9141 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But "Joyce lives through the season" is.


victor infante - Apr 17, 2012 12:19:29 pm PDT #9142 of 10458
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

It is. and it's hilarious.


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2012 12:21:34 pm PDT #9143 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like how a lot of people predict we'll see Willow and Tara kiss onscreen. Won't be what they're expecting!


Frankenbuddha - Apr 17, 2012 5:57:17 pm PDT #9144 of 10458
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I like how a lot of people predict we'll see Willow and Tara kiss onscreen. Won't be what they're expecting!

I'm completely blanking on this. I remember the offscreen, noisy one in Restless. And then there's the implications of a certain moment in Once More with Feeling, but that's season six.


billytea - Apr 17, 2012 6:01:38 pm PDT #9145 of 10458
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Their first on-screen kiss was in "The Body".


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:34:47 am PDT #9146 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Mark has made his predictions for Angel S2. The two best:

5) Holland, Lilah, and Lindsey will all die by the end of season two, as will the Wolfram & Hart story line.

Nooooooooooot so much, but a lot of Wolfram and Hart folks will die!

7) Wesley will at one point be tempted to betray Angel, but will refuse to do so.

A season early, bub. And wrong.


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:42:17 am PDT #9147 of 10458
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think his scorecard at the end of seasons should include predictions that were exactly the opposite of what happened.


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:46:27 am PDT #9148 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I would have been surprised if he'd randomly busted out with "They will go to some other dimension where Cordelia is a princess."


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:53:35 am PDT #9149 of 10458
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I assume that he'll end up throwing his hands up in despair of ever predicting wtf ME are going to come up with.