On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:34:47 am PDT #9146 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Mark has made his predictions for Angel S2. The two best:

5) Holland, Lilah, and Lindsey will all die by the end of season two, as will the Wolfram & Hart story line.

Nooooooooooot so much, but a lot of Wolfram and Hart folks will die!

7) Wesley will at one point be tempted to betray Angel, but will refuse to do so.

A season early, bub. And wrong.


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:42:17 am PDT #9147 of 10458
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think his scorecard at the end of seasons should include predictions that were exactly the opposite of what happened.


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:46:27 am PDT #9148 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I would have been surprised if he'd randomly busted out with "They will go to some other dimension where Cordelia is a princess."


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:53:35 am PDT #9149 of 10458
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I assume that he'll end up throwing his hands up in despair of ever predicting wtf ME are going to come up with.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 11:55:34 am PDT #9150 of 10458
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

He's heading into Buffy S5, right? Dawn is going to BLOW HIS MIND.

And Joyce. Oh, god. P-C, seriously -- this is not mocking Mark -- maybe you should watch The Body with him, or make sure someone does, to try to minimize the trauma.


DavidS - Apr 18, 2012 12:02:34 pm PDT #9151 of 10458
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And Joyce. Oh, god. P-C, seriously -- this is not mocking Mark -- maybe you should watch The Body with him, or make sure someone does, to try to minimize the trauma.

Yeah, that and "Seeing Red" he should not watch alone.


chrismg - Apr 19, 2012 11:07:02 am PDT #9152 of 10458
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Well, I don't know what Mark's so worked up about, but it was nice seeing li'l sis again after she was gone most of the 4th season.

Hee, hee, hee.


Polter-Cow - Apr 19, 2012 12:47:58 pm PDT #9153 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The comments are glorious. I am so sad I'm in a training all afternoon and can't join in the trolling.


chrismg - Apr 20, 2012 12:22:10 pm PDT #9154 of 10458
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Well, he's reviewed "Judgement"(which means we wait til Monday for "Real Me", mutter, mutter). Nothing surprising, but he seems to have fallen head-over-heels for Lorne.


Polter-Cow - Apr 20, 2012 1:17:37 pm PDT #9155 of 10458
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ooh, a commenter pointed out something neat: Lorne enters the show singing "I Will Survive."

At the end of the show, he's the only one not dead or hypothetically about to be (comics notwithstanding).