Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:34:47 am PDT #9146 of 10469
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Mark has made his predictions for Angel S2. The two best:

5) Holland, Lilah, and Lindsey will all die by the end of season two, as will the Wolfram & Hart story line.

Nooooooooooot so much, but a lot of Wolfram and Hart folks will die!

7) Wesley will at one point be tempted to betray Angel, but will refuse to do so.

A season early, bub. And wrong.


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:42:17 am PDT #9147 of 10469
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I think his scorecard at the end of seasons should include predictions that were exactly the opposite of what happened.


Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2012 11:46:27 am PDT #9148 of 10469
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I would have been surprised if he'd randomly busted out with "They will go to some other dimension where Cordelia is a princess."


DebetEsse - Apr 18, 2012 11:53:35 am PDT #9149 of 10469
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I assume that he'll end up throwing his hands up in despair of ever predicting wtf ME are going to come up with.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2012 11:55:34 am PDT #9150 of 10469
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

He's heading into Buffy S5, right? Dawn is going to BLOW HIS MIND.

And Joyce. Oh, god. P-C, seriously -- this is not mocking Mark -- maybe you should watch The Body with him, or make sure someone does, to try to minimize the trauma.


DavidS - Apr 18, 2012 12:02:34 pm PDT #9151 of 10469
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And Joyce. Oh, god. P-C, seriously -- this is not mocking Mark -- maybe you should watch The Body with him, or make sure someone does, to try to minimize the trauma.

Yeah, that and "Seeing Red" he should not watch alone.


chrismg - Apr 19, 2012 11:07:02 am PDT #9152 of 10469
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Well, I don't know what Mark's so worked up about, but it was nice seeing li'l sis again after she was gone most of the 4th season.

Hee, hee, hee.


Polter-Cow - Apr 19, 2012 12:47:58 pm PDT #9153 of 10469
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The comments are glorious. I am so sad I'm in a training all afternoon and can't join in the trolling.


chrismg - Apr 20, 2012 12:22:10 pm PDT #9154 of 10469
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Well, he's reviewed "Judgement"(which means we wait til Monday for "Real Me", mutter, mutter). Nothing surprising, but he seems to have fallen head-over-heels for Lorne.


Polter-Cow - Apr 20, 2012 1:17:37 pm PDT #9155 of 10469
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ooh, a commenter pointed out something neat: Lorne enters the show singing "I Will Survive."

At the end of the show, he's the only one not dead or hypothetically about to be (comics notwithstanding).